Friday, March 11, 2011

Justin Timberlake isn't Gay Anymore. Split From Biel!

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Whoever says there isn't a God is a liar! In exciting news, Justin Timberlake and longtime boyfriend Jessica Biel are kaput! Now he can go and find a hot chick that doesn't have bigger muscles than he does! YAY!!!!!!! Okay I'm joking. I know Biel is all woman---kind of. Now I have a chance!!! YAY!!! (Naysayers can shut the fuck up) A GIRL can dream!

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