Saturday, April 23, 2011

"Till the World Ends" (Remix)...Um Still Don't Get It



I honestly just couldn't find a good picture anymore of Nicki...lol. Such a pretty face and she done messes it up with a facial expression! Anyway, So of course I listen to anything Britney and I was right. Nicki gets road rage on this song. What is even more funny is how she disses Lil' Kim AGAIN. Makes me wonder why you gotta bust shots on someone else's tracks to get your point or need another artist to jump on your song? First of all, you said you were not gonna come at Kim until she made billboard. She hasn't. Second of all you use you stupid flow to diss Kim which she already dissed you on. And sorry mama but you did diss Kimmy Blanco first on your mixtapes so I do know why Kim is mad. I dig your mixtape though and I get upset everytime I hear your  mix tape because you were sick on the mic.

Chimpanzee’s is hatin’ but I take it all in stride
Put her in a jungle with bananas in the side
Told you they’d revive your career, sorry but somebody liedI aint talking poultry when I say this chicken’s fried
Anyway Britney, why they so jealous that you teamed up with me
Tell ‘em they my son, yup, yella mama pick me
Anyway, burned , whats that, I don’t know boy, femme fatales
Sniff, sniff, cries, I done slayed your whole entire fucking lifeOh oh, you got some Epsom Salt
I done balled all day you aint left the court
What, what you tired, you need a break
You was hot when? Ricki Lake!
I notice that you got it
You notice that I want it
Know that I can take it to the next level baby
If you understood this, this is the remix
Baby let me blow your mind tonite
Bolded the lines that are clearly disses against Kimmy. Really Nicki? You just repeated Lil Kim dissin you with that Ricki Lake line because in Pissin' On Em she said the same thing just used Jenny Jones and was making fun of oyur flow at the same time.

Anyway the rest of the song is like the same. They should have left out Nicki! Take a listen below!

Soulja Boy to Play Tupac's Role in "Juice"....WHY?



What is the mess I am hearing? Are you kidding me? I just saw this movie for the first time in my African American film class and i LOVED it! Why mess with a classic? Why would you even have Soulja Boy play Bishop?! WTF!!!! This is retarded. I am tired of all the remakes and adaptations and sequels. They need to check for me! I boycott this remake!

Friday, April 22, 2011

Dear Britney



I love you Britney. You are my favorite pop star ever but damn girl I didn't expect you to suck the cock of Young Money and do a collabo with "Rap's" new "young" stars of today. First a tour now this!   A remix of "Till the World Ends" with Ke$ha and the Lil' Kim Clone? I do not mind Ke$ha since she wrote the song even though I do not like her but all you are going to get out Nicki M. is road rage voices and nursery rhymes. She is gonna say "Oops She Did it Again...Britney" Now before people think I hate Nicki (I have a strong dislike of her) I will admit I've been listening to the bitch's mix tape "Playtime is Over." Home girl kept it NY like she should. Four years later we get this gimmick! "Dear Old Nicki" you need to come back. BTW she wouldn't comment on the leak of "Tragedy" except that she did not leak it. I guess Ll' Kim was right--"You're the type to run your mouth then run from me" (Black Friday).

Tsk tsk Britney, I thought you were better than that! I still love you though!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Lady GaGa is Even More Retarded than I Thought!

Lady Gaga Judas NME

I do not know what this bitch is on but day by day she is even more annoying than before. I used to like her but now she is ODing on her fake ass weirdness. I know damn well she is just a gimmick gone over board. In her interview with NME magazine he defends her obvious "Express Yourself" rip off "Born this Way."

“That’s retarded. What a completely ridiculous thing to even question me about. I will look you in your eyes and tell you that I am not dumb or moronic enough not to see that I would have stolen a melody. If you put the songs next to each other, side by side, the only similarities are the chord progression. It’s the same one that’s been in disco music for the last 50 years. Just because I’m the first fucking artist in 25 years to think of putting it on Top 40 radio, it doesn’t mean I’m a plagiarist, it means I’m fucking smart. Sorry.”

Sorry GaGa but you are the one that is retarded. Your shit side by side sounds exactly like "Express Yourself" but with different lyrics. You, like Nicki, just hate to admit your clones. Someone really needs to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Is this Beyonce's New song "Girl?"



Okay, i heard this is supposed to be Beyonce's new song "Girl." I honestly hope it is not. She can do way better than this garbage! I love you Beyonce but this is a nish nish! Go to Necole Bitchie to hear it. So not feeling this!

Nicolas Cage Was Drunk...Then He Got Arrested for Pulling a Chris Brown

Nicolas Cage Arrest Mug Shot Drunk

Joining the ranks of celebrity slumming is none other than monotone actor Nicolas Cage. I first heard he was arrested during a Lisa Lampanelli tweet. Didn't really care too much. Then this picture came up and burst into a roar of laughter...in my head. Somehow I don't think anyone is going to care that he got arrested for domestic abuse though. Somehow he will get a free pass. Too bad Chris Brown won't ever get those. And Chris actually has talent. anyway, Nic good luck on the road of shame and get some acting lessons while you are at it because somewhere down the line you forgot how to!

Evan Rachel Wood Also Says She Dates Girls

Evan Rachel Wood Esquire Lingerie

Ah, Evan Rachel Wood, I think you are very gorgeous and I do love you in True Blood as Queen Sophie Ann. You also play bad very nice in Mildred Pierce opposite my wife Kate Winslet (I'd only go lesbo for her). However, why do I feel like you wanted to just throw out how you date girls for the fuck of it in your "Esquire" magazine interview? She first  hinted at it it until they finally asked her. I really don't see why female celebrities feel the need to say they are bisexuals. I don't even think you need to be a celebrity to think you sound cool saying you like girls. No offense to anyone who actually is but I sometimes think it is a cry for unnecessary attention. I really don't care what you are. If you are a chick for dicks or tits. I don't think you are any cooler or any loserish!I have an even bigger opinion on this but do not see the need to go to deep into this!

Rapper Lil B has an Interesting Title for his Upcoming Album..."I'm Gay"



I do not know the hell this dude is but this is retarded. Over the weekend at that music event "Coachella" Lil B announced his new album name. It is going to be titled "I'm Gay." You can read his reasoning on ThisIs50. Now unless you are gay, I do not think you should be naming your album that. I get you wanna say the word doesn't have to mean you are (actually I don't) but wtf man? This is exactly what's wrong with the state of hip hop today. Dumb "rappers" do anything for shock value. Stop with the damn gimmicks!

WORD?! 50 is Going to Drop a New Single This Week



So Mr. Curtis Jackson announced on his twitter that he will be releasing a new single for his fifth studio album today! Amen! I'm tired of the same garbage on the radio every damn second! Time to shut Young Money down! I wish Wayne would go back to jail! Damn parasite looking douche bag!I love 50 Cent!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

J.Lo Being Ragged on for Being Named "Most Beautiful"

File photo of singer Jennifer Lopez arriving ...

Okay, this is upsetting. The woman is beautiful. Why are people already hating? Even if she isn't the most beautiful the list also takes into account who is doing big things in their career right now. That would be Ms. Lopez. She is on one of the top TV reality shows and has a new album coming out! She needs all the promo she could get. I'm too upset to even comment further except to tell the haters to

Shut the FUCK up!

You can read about on Yahoo!

Anderson Cooper Bodies Snooki!



Wow,  this is harsh but I don't even have to quote what he is saying because I absolutely agree. I go to school for 18 years and I'm still working a shitty job yet this chick gets paid to act a fool! i don't know what is worse. The cast of Jersey Shore, MTV for creating this bull, or the people who watch it?

I really wish they would all just

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Because seriously life is so unfair. BTW, thank you Cooper, I love you even more. Peep the video below.


Kobe Bryant Calls Referee a "Fucking Faggot" then gets Fined




As seen in video above you can see Laker's star, Kobe Bryant, mouthing the words "fucking faggot" on Tuesday night's addressed to the referee after he called a foul on the NBA star. Now Bryant is being fined a whopping  $100,000 for using the derogatory word for homosexuals. Bryant issued an apology I do not care to copy and paste. Just know that the dude is sorry.

Now look I'm all for the gays. I love them dearly. I just think that people shouldn't be offended and mark him as a homophobe because of this. MANY people use it out of anger. Even I do, I admit. I LOVE gay people though. Rappers use it too. No one (Perez Hilton) should not get their panties in a bunch because I am not and I get offended for the gay community. They are people too. Let him pay his fine and let us move on!

I hope gay right activists will "Shut the F Up" about this!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Jennifer Lopez is Named World's Most Beautiful Woman...Good Choice!



So my sister, Yadira, calls me to look up Ms. Lopez because she couldn't believe I didn't congratulate her n her woman being given this honor! So here it is. CONGRATULATIONS! Jennifer Lopez is definitely making a come back this year and I'm quite surprised I enjoy it! I'd be lucky if I look hhalf as good as her at 41 with twins! She makes me proud to be of Hispanic heritage!!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Lady GaGa is Retarded



Lady GaGa is so much cooler when is not being weird. Anyway, her next video "Judas" is being made right now and I was displeased to find out she'll be portraying Mary Magdalen. I'm not religious but the bitch is damn right offending me. I love biblical stories and the difference between her doing it and actors in actual movies doing it is that she is doing it for shock value and it is disgusting. i don't care what message she wants to send but I'm not down. she is a very good artist but come on man don't bring Jesus in to it. Lady GaGa, it was cool to be a little weird at first but now you are just being retardedly retarded and no one likes a retard! I don't know what is worse: you or the fans that buy into this crap. It sucks now'a days you gotta act dumb to sell. I wish there was a time machine to go back in to the 90's. It was just about the music then! And for everyone who says change is inevitable well

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Say it Ain't so Britney



Sigh. I'm deeply upset and disappointed that my favorite pop star of all time, Britney Spears, will be touring with Nicki Minaj which fully concludes the obvious...Minaj is not a rapper. Yeah, homegirl is getting her money and congrats but I respect people when they are true to themselves and don't sell out. I was listening to Nicki's first mixtape yesterday "Playtime is Over"  and it was awesome! She was very promising and could definitely give Lil' Kim a run for her money but with all those whack costumes and retarded voices I can't take her seriously. Britney doesn't need an opening act. I will forgive her though. Meanwhile, peep Nicki's song "Dilly Dally"...shit is hot and she does take shots at the QB. Also, enjoy Rihanna and Britney's remix of "S&M!"


Thursday, April 7, 2011

Mariah Shows Off Her Baby Bump on the Cover of Life & Style



I am glad to see they didn't photo shop that line going down her belly and I absolutely love how natural she looks in the picture. I'm very happy for her I just wish she didn't have such a whack ass husband, Nick Cannon lol. I'll be nice though and say congrats to him too. Luckily they knew better to respond to Eminem's diss track as well. That really shut them the fuck up. Off track. Anyway I love Mariah and hope she will make a great mommy to twins!

Monday, April 4, 2011

SMH...Britney...why?



Look, I give credit when it is due. I do like Nicki's verse on Fabo's song 'For the Money" and think she is talented when she doesn't do shit voices and retarded rhymes but I don't dig her enough for her to tour with my favorite pop star ever Britney Spears. Britney, are you desperate to have this Marge Simpson wig wearing chick to tour with you? Regardless it will sell like hot cakes! I hope Lil' Kim does "Ether!"  I have no more words for this!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Nicki Minaj calls Lil Kim a "Tragedy"

Nicki Minaj, 'Tragedy'

Even though I am no Nicki fan and love my QB, I love this art work. See, i am fair. Anyway, after months of Lil' Kim bashing the Young Money Diva, Minaj finally fires back on a track that was leaked to Funk Master Flex. She says in the snippet of Kimmy Blanco:
Pink Friday,Eminem, 8 mile. It must hurt to sell your album off paypal. Especially when you in the game 15-20. You was hot when Shaq teamed up with Penny. Man you was magic. I mean look at you now hoe, you tragic. You a tragedy, you a parody. Last name Ann, first name Raggedy.
Ouch! She definitely got her with the PayPal shit, but um Miss Nicki did sell her "Beam Me Up, Scotty" mixtape album off PayPal as well.  Lil' Kim did only just sell a mixtape as well. I give it to Nicki it was a little clever bringing up PayPal, but come on now. Pink Friday and Eminem, why are you using that to diss Kim. First of all, I thought she was not going to diss her until Kim came back on billboard which probably won't ever happen again if she doesn't let this shit go and release some hot music! Overall, though, Nicki is gonna have to come harder than this especially since "Black Friday" was hot and burned Nicki badly. Second, Nicki had to use the same whack ass flow as always. This diss anyone could've written. Nicki, I know you are a better rapper than this. Your first mixtape was fire.Stop with the nursery rhymes already! It seems as if you are only hot when you do a track with a NY rapper! I beg of you, drop Young Money and see the light or

Shut the Fuck Up!

I wonder how Ms. Kimberly Jones will react! Will we get a full length "Ether" because that snippet was awesome! Anyway, peep the Minaj snippet:

Friday, April 1, 2011

Rihanna is Sexy, yet Confusing



As a blogger, I was checking out other blogs and saw that In Flex We Trust posted excerpts from Rihanna's "Rolling Stone' article. She of course talked the usual Chris Brown but I'm pleased she didn't victimize herself as usual. The weird thing about this article is that she was talking about how she likes to get spanked and pain is pleasure! Might be to promote her single "S&M" but it is rather confusing since she spent over a yer talking about how she was abused. Don't get me wrong I love RiRi's music but this just makes me think Chris Brown and her were doing some S&M in the lambo that night! I would tell this chick to "Shut the FUCK up!" However, I think think she needs psychiatric help! Click on the link above to read excerpts form Rihanna's article!