Perez Hilton is a bigger bitch than a female dog

Perez Hilton is the biggest bitch to be created and can't mind his own business. Recently he has been tweeting to celebrity disputes such as Lil' Kim and Nicki Minaj and recently the brief encounter between Rihanna and Ciara. Just like everyone else in the business he has been kissing the irritatingly bad Pink Friday rapper's ass and asking the Queen Bee to settle it. But we all know Kimmy Blanco is her own independent woman and told this loser to get his facts straight because his love sounds like. Meanwhile, this douche bag continues to tweet 'Dear Old' Nicki of how awesome she is. BARF! Um, hello, Lil' Kim is a legend. Fall back. I'm glad the Brooklyn femcee sticks up for herself. That's a real bitch right there!


Like I said before these two women had a recent spat over twitter which started when CiCi said on E!'s Fashion Police that RiRi wasn't such a sweet heart.  RiRi responded with a tweet I don't care to look up and who stick in their ugly head? PEREZ HILTON! Still dick riding the popular one (Rihanna) and saying Ciara should be the bigger person. Um, excuse me, Ciara just said Rihanna was rude and Rihanna responded by dissing her. The sad part is Ciara can dance circles around this Barbados native and has a better voice! They made up though and still makes me want another celebrity to punch the retardedness out of Perez Hilton! On another note he really needs to

Shut the FUCK up!

Lil' Kim releases Black Friday with an awesome album cover. Nicki fans upset

So the Queen Bee released her mixtape on Valentine's day and revealed this as a cover. An awesomely beheaded Nicki Minaj! CLASSIC! Now Nicki fans and herself are upset over it. One, is because Lil' Kim did a mix on Nicki's already shitty track "Did it on 'Em."  They are just mad because Lil' Kim can slaughter her. It's really said that people do not know what a mixtape is. I don't think Kim should've charged for it but the fact that people are saying she is stealing Nicki's retarded flow and beats is retarded. That's what you do on a mixtape and she is not copying her she is making fun of her. Second, Didn't Nicki do a mix of Lil' Kim's "Jump off" for a mixtape? Hmm, I thought so. I honestly can keep going and going but the fact is if Nicki didn't open her mouth we wouldn't be having this. i don't think QB wanted a beef, she was simply stating an opinion until Nicki said release music and "Roman's Revenge." It's amazing how people are brainwashed to thinking Nicki has good delivery and flow. Bitch can't spit for shit. She has nursery rhymes that my dog could've written. I am proud of Kim. She is taking shit into her own hands. Not sucking anyone's dick. That''s a real stand up woman! Hip hop is dead folks and the South killed it. So all these Nicki stans really need to take a pill and

Shut the FUCK up

Fox news is retarded and other shit that has been grinding my gears

Everyone knows Fox news is a one sided unfair republican news outlet.every election they stick their ugly heads up the rears of Republican candidates and completely shun the opposing contender. Talk about unfair.  What is even more appalling now is they're blaming "Bulletstorm," a video game set to release February 22nd, can turn kids to rapists as young as nine due to their sexual innuendos and crap. Now I wanna ask if these idiots really went to journalism school or not because that sounds retarded. First of all it is up to the parent to decide whether or not their kids should be playing the game. Second, people who rape other people have something wrong in their head. They don't watch movies and stuff and say "Hey I wanna go rape somebody." Now seriously Fox News you sound stupid and

Shut the Fuck up!



Halle Berry, you are gorgeous. I have always loved you but recently you have sounded like a douche bag. It has been reported that her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, gets outraged when the media refers to Nahla as black. First of all, no media outlet would refer to a kid by their race. Second, that sounds like horse caca. And Halle, to say you go by the one drop rule is retarded. You are fucking mixed yourself and was raised by your white mother who you took to the Academy Awards the night you won. Your daughter is 75% white If she marries a white guy her kids will only be 1/8 white. Nahla doesn't even look black she looks mixed with Asian and Spanish. And if her ex really did say those negative comments shame on him too, They should've thought about the race issue before they procreated. No one should play the race card. Furthermore, do not define your kids race yourself. Teach her all sides of her race. I'm proud of my mixtures I don't identify myself by a color but by my ethnicity as a young Hispanic woman! So for everyone saying what she is and Halle herself, just live life as a person and not  a color and

shut the Fuck up!

Lindsay Lohan is a jailbird

So um Lindsay Lohan might be going back to the slammer because she decided to be retarded as usual and steal jewelry worth a shit load of money. I would give her a shut the fuck up but obviously her problem in not an overload of verbal diarrhea but a bad case of being STUPID. Like honey you had so much talent and you screw it up. I really loved you at one point and now you are an embarrassment in celeb world. This is depressing. You were in "The Parent Trap" and "Mean Girls." You had two really good songs! She needs to be put in a psych ward.

You know what eff it: Shut the F up and get mental help!

Fat ugly bitches who think they are hot

This ones is a winner and I am highly grossed out my self. But really I don't like when girls say the thicker the better when they are like a ton. Bitch, that is an excuse to make yourself feel better when you should get to the gym and lock yourself there. Avoid food at all costs. Second, hide all areas of fat. I know some skinny girls who wouldn't show not one inch of it because it is mad tacky. I admit I show the fat but that is because I can't afford to buy a new outfit! Real talk! Real women have curves? That's just another excuse to make yourself feel better. SMDH! I'm not saying fat girls aren't pretty because I know mad big girls who are pretty but they have tact and know how to dress for their size. I don't want to see your cellulite pictures on my facebook! No offense honestly but have some decency and like 50 Cent said "handcuff your ass to the treadmill" in his G-Unit track "Fat Bitch." And last but not least

Shut the FUCK up

Hip Hip is Dead - For the real hip hop heads

I think the Album art says it all of Nas' 2006 album. My first love of American music was R&B and Hip Hop. I grew up on that and later down listened to Nsync, Britney, and an overload of rock music. All around I am a music lover but Hip Hop and R&B is where I started. I'm appalled that this generation is sucked into gimmicks and retarded punchlines. What has the music industry come to? Nothing is original anymore except if you are Eminem or Jay-Z. All the real talent MC's are not making it because you have your Drake's and Nicki's. I already stated I'm team Kim but do you actually know why? Yeah, she hasn't done shit in 6 years but  the woman released hot music and real heavy flow that I could rock with. Even if she didn't write her own shit at least she put her heart into it without doing fucking retarded ass noises. Look my beef with Nicki is that she is talented like no other female can be and she wastes it. Why do you have to have ten altar ego's and rip off ten rappers styles. It's not homage to steal someones whole style. She even bit off some of her lines and stole Missy's fun whacky sense of style as well. Why is it that just because Drake is cute he sky rockets to fame? He sounds like moans through his whole songs. Stay to acting homie! Half your lines have no flow and make no lyrical sense or sound like a 5 year old can write it "Crack a window air it out." Not slick at all  compared to Biggie's "Just Playin (Dreams)" line "I’ll put chante moore pussy in stitches
I’ll fuck rupaul.. Before I fuck them ugly ass x-scape bitches." Yeah he might use profanity but it's a hot line! WTF is "Hang it up flat screen?" No creativity and it kills me. Every fucking song is the same. Hip hop should not be a manufactured product and it is! Sad when songs from the 90s are the hottest tracks I'm hearing today. And if ya'll don't like this post

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Peace out bitches!
<3 Yesenia

Jennifer Aniston thinks she changed Perez Hilton

So I've heard that JenniferAniston(most annoying actress ever!) was on Ellen Degeneres' show today or another day and gives herself credit for the man Perez Hilton (most annoying blogger ever)  is today! She said a bunch of unimportant shit about going up to the dude and asking him why is he mean. Perez Hilton wasn't mean he was just a punky ass bitch. And he got punched because of his punk ass bitch ways!  I would gladly punch him! And i would still talk shit about you after that! All he had to do was punch the dude back! Jennifer Aniston, don't get me started. It took you like what? Five years to get over Brad because he left you for someone who is way prettier than you! Your movies suck so you should be lucky "Friends" lasted that long. You two would make the perfect couple. You both need to

Shut the FUCK up

Hannah Montana rocks a new tat

 

The 18-yr-old "singer/actress" has been spotted with a new tattoo of something stupid on her ribcage or something like that. I guess that she is desperate to show the world she is 18 and can do whatever the EFF she wants. No one cares. You will always be Hannah Montana to us. You can keep singing songs that make you sound mature but you will always sound like a 13 year old to me. And as usual I've always wanted you Ms. Cyrus to

 

Shut the FUCK up

Sheesh, there is even racism in Superman!!!

It has come to my attention that people are upset  that Henry Cavill, whom is British, is not American so why the eff is he playing Superman? I'm sorry you fan boys but last time I checked casting directors pick TALENTED actors. I'm sorry though it seems all you need these days is to look good and act retarded to get ahead. I.E Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Drake. It has nothing to do with talent anymore. Gosh! Give Henry Cavill a chance! Watch The Tudors if you have to. You can use the education! So please

Shut the FUCK up!

Canadian's supporting Canadians

Drake has attended a premiere of the Biebs movie "Never Say Never." Why the hell does this lesbian have a movie? Second, these boys suck! Drake...you are NOT a hot rapper. Go back to your wheelchair days as Jimmy in Degrassi! It hid the talent you lacked! Justin Bieber...enough said. Both of you really really need to

Shut the FUCK up

Everyone can go shut the FUCK up!

Today I was very annoyed at work because people were just plain retarded! Why can't they stay home! I don't care how sick you are I do not wanna be tired because you are annoying!!!! Second stop asking retarded questions. I didn't even remember how retarded they were in fear I'd be retarded by how retarded their question was!!!!! Go away! So today everyone should

shut the FUCK up!

Why does Halle Berry always have trouble with men...WHY?

It's old news that the most beautiful woman ever, Halle Berry, is single again. However, why does there have to be a custody battle between her and Nahla's daddy, Gabriel Aubry? According to thesuperficial.com her people have even gone as far to say he called her a nigger...smdh!!!!! WTF is that?Whatever, my main beef is how do you let a woman like Halle go. I'm starting to think all guys are too stupid and hate their penis because alot of them go with fugly girls over the hot ones!!!! So because Halle wins to me by default I'm gonna have to say to her ex let her have the baby ll the damn time and your French ass can go

Shut the FUCK up!

Kim K was upset because she was nude in a magazine...again

This photo has everything to do with the topic

Dear Kim K,

I love you dearly but Sunday's eppy of "Kourtney and Kim Take NY" made you look retarded. I get that you were upset that they had nudie pics in your W shoot and they promised to cover you in art but um don't be mad that everyone else was seeing it. Isn't it like nothing to see you naked now being that you shot to fame after your sex tape with Ray J leaked? Hmmmm...and that you did Playboy....hmmmm? Don't worry about it you are gorgeous. Besides a few months before that you did a "non-airbrushed"  shoot naked though you were covering your bits!!!HMMM!!! Stop complaining!!!! Just don't take off your clothes anymore...DUH! I'm sorry girl but

Shut the FUCK up!

Love
Yesenia

Two people I could give a shit about but funny because it involves the Biebs!

I can't find any picture of Justin Bieber not looking like a lesbian so I put one up with someone, cute Selena Gomez, but anyway....I read that Christina Milian and now ex husband and baby daddy, The Dream, are battling over profits of the Biebs song "Baby" because I don't know why anyone would want to recognize the "brilliance"of that song! I wouldn't want any association with that crap!!!!! So The Dream, Christina, and the Biebs (for his atrocious songs) can all

shut the FUCK up!

this was so not important!

Quiet Storm

Check this classic jam with the Queen B!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TI9Pc7Yvi8



This gorgeous man, Henry Cavill, 27, is set to play the man of steel in Zack Snyder's upcoming Superman set to release next year. Anyone who recognizes Cavill will realize he played King Henry VIII's right hand man, Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk, in Showtime's hit series The Tudors. People probably think he is too skinny and doesn't have that Clark Kent/Superman look because they want Tom Welling (Smallville) who has played the Kryptonian for the past 10 years to play him in the film. Now while I would've loved to see that, especially since he looks just like Superman, it is time to pass the torch to someone new! Cavill, although British, is a talented actor and has Superman's gorgeous blue eyes! I am especially proud that he got the part considering he was passed up for Brandon Routh the last time. So for all you fanboys don't dwell...give the man a chance! And last but not least

Shut the FUCK up!!!!