Dear Britney

I love you Britney. You are my favorite pop star ever but damn girl I didn't expect you to suck the cock of Young Money and do a collabo with "Rap's" new "young" stars of today. First a tour now this!   A remix of "Till the World Ends" with Ke$ha and the Lil' Kim Clone? I do not mind Ke$ha since she wrote the song even though I do not like her but all you are going to get out Nicki M. is road rage voices and nursery rhymes. She is gonna say "Oops She Did it Again...Britney" Now before people think I hate Nicki (I have a strong dislike of her) I will admit I've been listening to the bitch's mix tape "Playtime is Over." Home girl kept it NY like she should. Four years later we get this gimmick! "Dear Old Nicki" you need to come back. BTW she wouldn't comment on the leak of "Tragedy" except that she did not leak it. I guess Ll' Kim was right--"You're the type to run your mouth then run from me" (Black Friday).

Tsk tsk Britney, I thought you were better than that! I still love you though!

Lady GaGa is Even More Retarded than I Thought!

I do not know what this bitch is on but day by day she is even more annoying than before. I used to like her but now she is ODing on her fake ass weirdness. I know damn well she is just a gimmick gone over board. In her interview with NME magazine he defends her obvious "Express Yourself" rip off "Born this Way."

“That’s retarded. What a completely ridiculous thing to even question me about. I will look you in your eyes and tell you that I am not dumb or moronic enough not to see that I would have stolen a melody. If you put the songs next to each other, side by side, the only similarities are the chord progression. It’s the same one that’s been in disco music for the last 50 years. Just because I’m the first fucking artist in 25 years to think of putting it on Top 40 radio, it doesn’t mean I’m a plagiarist, it means I’m fucking smart. Sorry.”

Sorry GaGa but you are the one that is retarded. Your shit side by side sounds exactly like "Express Yourself" but with different lyrics. You, like Nicki, just hate to admit your clones. Someone really needs to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Is this Beyonce's New song "Girl?"

Okay, i heard this is supposed to be Beyonce's new song "Girl." I honestly hope it is not. She can do way better than this garbage! I love you Beyonce but this is a nish nish! Go to Necole Bitchie to hear it. So not feeling this!

Nicolas Cage Was Drunk...Then He Got Arrested for Pulling a Chris Brown

Joining the ranks of celebrity slumming is none other than monotone actor Nicolas Cage. I first heard he was arrested during a Lisa Lampanelli tweet. Didn't really care too much. Then this picture came up and burst into a roar of laughter...in my head. Somehow I don't think anyone is going to care that he got arrested for domestic abuse though. Somehow he will get a free pass. Too bad Chris Brown won't ever get those. And Chris actually has talent. anyway, Nic good luck on the road of shame and get some acting lessons while you are at it because somewhere down the line you forgot how to!

Evan Rachel Wood Also Says She Dates Girls

Ah, Evan Rachel Wood, I think you are very gorgeous and I do love you in True Blood as Queen Sophie Ann. You also play bad very nice in Mildred Pierce opposite my wife Kate Winslet (I'd only go lesbo for her). However, why do I feel like you wanted to just throw out how you date girls for the fuck of it in your "Esquire" magazine interview? She first  hinted at it it until they finally asked her. I really don't see why female celebrities feel the need to say they are bisexuals. I don't even think you need to be a celebrity to think you sound cool saying you like girls. No offense to anyone who actually is but I sometimes think it is a cry for unnecessary attention. I really don't care what you are. If you are a chick for dicks or tits. I don't think you are any cooler or any loserish!I have an even bigger opinion on this but do not see the need to go to deep into this!

Rapper Lil B has an Interesting Title for his Upcoming Album..."I'm Gay"

I do not know the hell this dude is but this is retarded. Over the weekend at that music event "Coachella" Lil B announced his new album name. It is going to be titled "I'm Gay." You can read his reasoning on ThisIs50. Now unless you are gay, I do not think you should be naming your album that. I get you wanna say the word doesn't have to mean you are (actually I don't) but wtf man? This is exactly what's wrong with the state of hip hop today. Dumb "rappers" do anything for shock value. Stop with the damn gimmicks!

WORD?! 50 is Going to Drop a New Single This Week

So Mr. Curtis Jackson announced on his twitter that he will be releasing a new single for his fifth studio album today! Amen! I'm tired of the same garbage on the radio every damn second! Time to shut Young Money down! I wish Wayne would go back to jail! Damn parasite looking douche bag!I love 50 Cent!