Nicki Minaj....You Never Fail to Disappoint!

I really try to refrain from this "Stupid Hoe" (pun intended). However, a month ago she released another diss track towards the Queen Bee, Lil' Kim, called "Stupid Hoe" after a retarded track called "Roman in Moscow." She has gotten negative responses for both because they are both ridiculously bad attempts to rattle Kimmy Blanco. These are suppose to be her buzz singles. Well, bitch they effing suck! Her sophomore album "Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded" was supposed to be released on V-Day. As of yesterday, she has announced it will be pushed back to April after the premiere of her video for "Stupid Hoe." I saw 30 seconds of the video and stopped. It's effing ridiculous. The video looks like Pepto exploded everywhere. A rip off of Lady GaGa, Grace Kelly, Rihanna's "Umbrella" video and Shakira's "She-Wolf." The worst part is that Hype Williams directed it! WTF! That picture above is actually a screenshot of one of many stupid faces she makes! Please somebody shut this stupid bitch up!
Check the video yourself:

She is so embarrassing. I want my 3:30 back! Let's hear it for Lil' Kim.

Kobe To Lose Plenty of Goodies in Divorce

Reportedly, the future ex wife of Laker's star, Kobe Bryant, will receive three mansions and $75 million. That's just wrong! If she wasn't happy the first time he cheated why stay with him for another 10 years? That's so weak! Was she waiting for his net worth to grow? I'm sorry but cheat on me once shame on you. A second time, shame on me! Some women make me sick! She should get nothing but child support!

Heidi Klum & Seal To Divorce After Six Years of Marriage

This I absolutely can not believe! Super model,Heidi Klum, and singer, Seal, were one of my favorite celebrity couples! Mainly in part since they were pretty low key and seemed so down to Earth. I guess all good things must come to an end. Tear! The couple have three children together.Klum has a daughter from a previous relationship. I shall miss them together!

Jay-Z & Beyonce Welcome Blue Ivy Carter

Blue Ivy Carter was brought into the world on January 7th, 2012. Beyonce and Jay-Z gave birth to their new baby girl at Lenox Hill Hospital hospital in NYC on Saturday. I am so happy for them. What I am not happy about is all the shit they are getting from people who claim they do not care  and there are more important things to care about! Then why are you posting about it if you claim you do not care douche bag?! Anyway, reportedly the mega superstars bought out the whole fourth floor and some parents did not get to see their new born's. Their security was that "tight." People are claiming they aren't that important. Well actually they are if you all spend so much time reporting about them on your facebook and a baby that belongs to this power couple will drive people over the edge to see her. Secondly, people are still claiming she faked her pregnancy. Unless you were in the room with her while she gave birth, don't ASSume anything. I know I sound like a Bey stan but seriously i feel like people are just picking at the situation because it is Beyonce. She is kind of like a big deal. If it was someone as lovable as Taylor Swift no one would say anything. Seriously people need to shut the F up. If you don't like Beyonce do not read up on her. On to the next one bitches! And if she has money to buy a whole floor then good for her. I'd do the same thing too. Those people claiming they could not see their new born's are probably just mad nobody cares about their baby and want their name in the paper. HATERS!!!!! Anyway, congratulations! Blue Ivy Carter is one blessed baby and is already fortunate. I just wish her name was Ivy Blue instead. It could've been worse. They could have named her Marshmallow!

Kobe Bryant...Because I Forgot He is Going to Lose Half of What He Earns

Eight years ago this union should've been over. However, the 33-year-old shooting guard for the Lakers alleged rape and admitted sexual affair with the accuser was not enough for Vanessa Bryant. Only now has his cheating been enough. A ring worth a milli and change will do that to you. You know, forget the infidelity. Regardless, Kobe's wallet won't be as thick anymore considering the fact that he never signed a damn prenuptial agreement with this broad. Dude is dumb.Why would a multi millionaire athlete not sign one? He is the bread winner because obviously this woman hasn't done anything to earn a living their entire marriage! That is all. This is too depressing. Not her divorcing him. The fact that he has to give her half!

Beyonce Baby Supposedly Born Today

Supposedly Beyonce gave birth to a baby girl today, named Tiana May Carter, at St Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital in NYC. Nurses reported a celebrity checking in to give birth. Natalie Portman gave birth to her baby there as well. Off topic, that is pretty cool because that is where I plan to give birth since my doctor is affiliated with that hospital. Anyway, I highly doubt it is true. I hope so because Tiana sounds too ghetto! But if she did congratulations to Jay and Bey and their bundle of joy!

Couple Split: Russell Brand & Katy Perry!

The end of 2011 brings us news of Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marriage being kaput! The married couple wed in October of 2010 in India. I must say I am pretty surprised by the news. I know there were rumors that I just heard that there were today that they were on the rocks. They seemed happy to me! Ah well. Just shows not everything is what it seems but at least they lasted longer than 72 days.  By the way it was Brand who filed for divorce!